Octopuses - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Octopuses - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Octopuses - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Octopuses - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Octopuses - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket

Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket

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The Blurb

After rising to fame in the 1983 James bond film, the Octopus is no stranger to danger or predicting football results. This 8-legged boss is a fan favourite in Pink and definitely has been subject to some free drink offers from well wishers.


The swim shorts themselves are made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, allowing a stylish yet extremely comfortable fit.  They are equipped with a waterproof pocket which will keep your belongings safe and dry up to 30m.  There is a loop on the rear to hang the swimming trunks and aid in the drying process.


All sizes are in inches and are circumferences (from relaxed to stretched at the waist), Leg openings are rounded to the nearest half inch:

Waist 30 - 34 33 - 37 36 - 40 39 - 44 41 - 46
Leg 23 23.5 24.5 25 26

Randy Cow Swim Shorts Size Guide

  • Mild Proceess at 30ºC
  • Do not expose to temperatures over 60ºC
  • Do not Bleach
  • Do not Iron
  • Do not Dry Clean
  • Tumble Drying is ok (but keep below 60ºC)
  • Do not Spot Clean


Octopuses  Father & Son Swim Shorts

see these bad boys in action

what makes us so god damn good?


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5.0 Based on 7 Reviews
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Tim K.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Awesome Swimwear

I seem to buy lots of togs (swim shorts) but none are quite right. Thought I would try these, ordered two - Octopus & Lemon. They are absolutely awesome. Material feels smooth, and dries super faster - similar speed to nylon type materials, much faster than other cloth type materials. Mid thigh length, which I love, not too short, and not having your legs encased in damp boardies. Fully tested the waterproof pocket with my phone inside, swimming in a river, sea and estuary - no issues at all. And they look just plain smart, happy to wear these on the beach or to a smart bar for sundowners. The packaging and customer service experience is second to none. Fantastic work guys, keep it up.

Randy Cow

Tim - you legend Amazing to hear mate, we're super pleased you love them and have given them a full and thorough test Welcome to the herd Tim - enjoy those Sundowners, even if they are just in your garden at the moment

elaine r.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Really comfortable, waterproof pocket is faultless and obviously look sick �

Randy Cow

'Obviously Look Sick' is quite possibly our favourite quote to date Elaine We're super pleased you love them - thanks for being awesome ✌

United Kingdom United Kingdom
What a print

I was looking for some plain shorts but just couldn’t resist these and I'm not disappointed.

Randy Cow

Octopuses are by far one of the fan favourites! Glad they live up to the hype in real life too ✌

Nicola T.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Daddy and Me!

I bought these shorts for my boyfriend and baby and they look sooooo cute in them. The waterproof pocket is just amazing and means I cant get told off for pushing him in the pool now :)

Randy Cow

Thanks Nicola - We're super proud of the matchy matchy combos, we bet they look awesome rocking the RC look! ✌

Simon T.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Pool Party Vibes

Funky AF - cant wait to parade in these badboys! Arrived quick, in awesome box& bag and little extras - very cool!

Randy Cow

Cool is our middle name Simon - and we want to see the parading please!

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