MILK TOKENS
True to size, size up if between sizes
Made from 90% Recycled Polyester & 10% Spandex.
We sell and ship worldwide, are are happy to send our products to anywhere that has a letterbox.
We will dispatch your order within 1 working day (Mon - Friday) from London, England, and will post out the same day for orders placed before 12pm GMT. Delivery times may vary. By standard, UK Mail is delivered by Royal Mail on a 48 hr service. International Mail can take 3-5 working days, or longer depending on where you lay your hat. See our Shipping page for more info.
Safe and Dry down to 30m
We have removed the mesh lining, and all inner labels for pure comfort
With a loop on the rear to hang & aid in the drying process.
Extra durability for all those pool lunges and Dad dancing.
Made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex.
Every detail of these Randy Cow swim shorts is designed for comfort, performance and effortless summer style. Here’s why people love them:
The Waterproof Pocket is made using a flexible solution with rare earth magnets (which are both phone and credit card safe) and a carbon neutral TPU. The pocket is self closing and used three bars for a triple, and 100% safe, seal.
No. All Randy Cow swim shorts are completely mesh-free and instead use a soft compression lining for superior comfort.
Yes. The lightweight recycled fabric dries quickly, and the rear hanging loop helps them dry even faster after swimming.
No. We remove all inner labels and instead use a soft signature cow-print waistband to prevent irritation.
• Tailored modern fit
• Mid-thigh length
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring
• Supportive built-in compression liner
• Designed for comfort in and out of the water
True to size.
UK orders placed before 12pm Monday to Friday are dispatched same day. Delivery typically within 1-3 business days, next day options available.
International shipping 2-14 business days depending on destination. See our Shipping page for full details.
We use all major carriers, and local courier partners. Free Shipping is available. Check out the costs and Free Shipping thresholds on our Shipping rates page
Overall rating: 4.7 / 5 from 28 reviews.
Have purchased from Randy Cow twice now and will certainly purchase again. Lovely products and above and beyond customer service. The Father and Son shorts are a must for any holiday. Good quality materials used, nice fit and comfortable.
Flamingos - Blue Kids Swim Shorts
Store owner replied: Thanks for the great review David - it's a pleasure to have you guys in the herd!
Unfortunately I needed the next size up. I have returned the original trunks as per instruction and am awaiting confirmation of Randy Cow receiving them and in due course replacing the original trunks with a Size Large.
Great service and swim shorts are good quality and look fab
Flamingos - Blue Kids Swim Shorts
Store owner replied: Thanks for the Review Rachel - and the kind words 🫶
nice fit thanks
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Great stuff Keith! Enjoy the Flamboyance of the Flamingos!
Great service, fab product and love the fact I got matching pair for my grandson. Wonderful product
Store owner replied: This is adorable Arthur! Please do send us in a pic of two of you both, we would love to see it! ❤️
Great quality purchasing my second pair👍
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: You're a legend Daisy! Thank you for being a solid member of the herd!
Comfy, look great in the tropics
Store owner replied: Thanks for the review and the picture Anna! We love to see it! Wishing you a lovely holiday in the Tropics!
Good effort. Waterproof pocket works but make sure you have dry hands when you pop your phone/cash in. Dry slower than my Quicksilvers and lining isn’t as comfortable either IMO. Otherwise buy if you can afford them. Good choice of colourways.
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Hi Marcus, thank you for your honest words! We have addressed the lining (along with various other updates) in our new shorts which will be launched hopefully in the next week! 🤞
Excellent swim shorts, well made and the waterproof pocket does what it says on the tin! These are my second pair, won’t be the last and the tee shirts are great as well.
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Great look there Steve 😍 You're a firm member of the herd, and we are here for it 😎. Thanks for the pic and the kind words Sir!
Husband loves his new shorts!
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Thanks Sarah - That's awesome news, and brownie points for you being the wife of the year! 🍻
Great quality. Reasonable delivery.
Store owner replied: Cheers to you Joanne for leaving a great review! 🍻 😎
Great customer service with very friendly staff. Lovely fabrics to choose from, sturdy and well-made trunks...
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Catherine - you superstar! A pleasure to help you and get the best shorts for your family! We love having you as part of the herd! 🐮
Bought the flamingo shorts with waterproof pocket for my son-in-law’s holiday in the Maldives. His message to me reads: “You’ll be pleased to hear the shorts kept my phone dry during a 45 min snorkel! And they look great too!” Think that says it all 😊
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: What a Mum-in-Law your are! A true super woman right here folks ❤️ Thanks for the update - we lobe to hear it! 😎
I have still not received my order although I have paid customs tax. Awaiting a reply from the company . So far not impressed
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Hi Audery, We are sorry to hear that you have had issues with the postage. The tracking AN Post show us, tells us that the parcel was delivered after you paid the duties. We have been trying to get to the bottom of this on your behalf but this is proving to be a difficult process. We have now sent you a replacement pair whilst we try to sort this, and we have labelled these as a gift so you shouldn't have to pay taxes twice. Once again, we are sorry for the inconvenience. But sometimes, 3rd Parties do get in the way of the customer journey which is out of our control! We hope the replacements arrive and are just right ❤️
Excellent shorts. Very pleased.
After several times of being asked to leave a review since buying these shorts I have now tried them out and will leave a review! I wasn’t going to but so many emails asking for a review! The quality of the shorts is ok, not great, just ok. For the price I would expect exceptional. They are really slow to dry after swimming compared to other swim shorts I have. The waterproof pouch in itself does work! Swam with phone and ok but pleased I took it out after the swim as the cash I left in there got soggy with the condensation. As for the comfort. The shorts are ok but with a huge harder plastic pocket does make them uncomfortable. So in summary they do keep stuff dry but for the slow drying fabric compared to other swim shorts and the condensation and comfort factors I think they are too expensive. They do look good - cool colour and pattern.
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Hi Luke, thanks for the honest feedback. Firstly - sorry for the emails! We have been switching providers, and in the process email requests have been doubling up 🤦🏼♂️ Sorry you didn't find the quality good enough (we will reach out directly on this to see if there was an issue that we can resolve). Finally the pocket... You shouldn't get any condensation in there - it may have been a wet hand maybe, as it is 100% waterproof, if water gets in it also cannot get out! We may actually add this into our guidance to help others avoid this. Thanks again for the feedback Luke, we hope we can win you over again in the future ❤️
Hi there, got them as a present for my husband. Love the design and the pocket seems like a great addition. Haven’t tried it yet though, but they seem lovely.
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Seems like someone just threw their hat in the ring for Wife of the Year 😊 Thanks for the kinds words, and we hope Hubby loves them just as much ❤️
The shorts are amazing quality …. Really love the material and the pocket is just great … the only problem is they make all my other swim shorts seem cheap
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Well this is a problem we do not mind creating! 🥳 Thank you for the epic feedback! Stay awesome 😎
Nice shorts nice material. I ordered. XS (by accident) and they fit me (33waist) just about. If you read the sizing this fits. I think they should change their sizes so this is medium like most other brands
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Thanks for the feedback - this is why we do encourage people to read the sizing guide rather than the 'S', 'M', 'L' grouping - we will see what we can do to make this better. But we are glad to hear yours fit 😎
Perfect shorts for our family holiday, waterproof pocket was ideal for keeping my phone dry by the pool.
Matching Father & Son Flamingo Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Love these
Store owner replied: And we Love you! ❤️
Fabulous
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: As are you Katherine! 🥂
Fabulous
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: As are you Katherine! 🥂
This is the second pair of shorts I have bought from Randycow and I am still amazed at how the waterproof pocket works, pretty skeptical at first so I used a wad of tissue paper to test it out, now I chuck my phone and money clip in the pocket when I'm at the beach with no hesitation before I go swimming. The flamingos are great and make a statement, especially after my first pair are the plain white ones. Really impressed with the whole experience from the elaborate un-wrapping to the quality of the shorts.
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Thank you for the great words Stuart - nice choice in the 'Mingos there! 😎
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Bought two pairs before I went to Jamaica in December, I had some other designer shorts, the Randy cow shorts made the more expensive shorts feel cheap. They’re very practical and look great, I had the phone in my pocket while jumping from waterfalls and it stayed bone dry, great swim shorts
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Hurrah! Despite making us all jealous with the thought of jumping from waterfalls in Jamaica, we're stoked to hear this review Craig! Send us some pics! 😎
Randy Cow is a hidden gem ! Great service, quick response to emails and the order got here within 48 hours. The Flamingo shirts are excellent quality and fit try to size ...husband is happy so I'm just about to place another order for another pair
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Ahhhh Joanne you're too kind - it makes us all warm and fuzzy inside 🥰 We're super stoked you earned some decent brownie points with Mr Randall - be sure to send in some pics of the hunk in them 😍
Absolutely love this flamingos! They look sick! They fit really well and the mrs says my bum looks great � - we're off on holiday next month and I can't wait to don them at the beach! Great packing too - felt like a birthday present!
Flamingos - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Store owner replied: Happy Birthday Dom! We're stoked they're a winner all round! Enjoy the beach, don't forget to send us some snaps! 😎
