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Charcoal - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Charcoal - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Charcoal - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Charcoal - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket

Charcoal
Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket

Regular price
$93.00
Sale price
$93.00
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the blurb

Charcoal is the new Black, and even though these look black, they are Charcoal - because we said so.  Coloured by the actual Charcoal left over from Pompeii*, these shorts are a classic foundation of many a man's suave summer attire.

*there is no evidence to support this, but we like to believe it is true.

info

These black swim shorts themselves are made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, allowing a stylish yet extremely comfortable fit - as well as quick drying!  They are equipped with a waterproof pocket which will keep your belongings safe and dry up to 30m and a soft and comfy cotton mesh lining.  There is a loop on the rear to hang the black swimming trunks and aid in the drying process.

size

All sizes are in inches and are circumferences (from relaxed to stretched at the waist), Leg openings are rounded to the nearest half inch:

XS S M L
XL XXL

Waist:

28 - 33 30 - 34 33 - 37 36 - 40 39 - 44 41 - 46

Leg:

22 23 23.5 24.5 25 26

Randy Cow Swim Shorts Size Guide

care
  • Mild Proceess at 30ºC
  • Do not expose to temperatures over 60ºC
  • Do not Bleach
  • Do not Iron
  • Do not Dry Clean
  • Tumble Drying is ok (but keep below 60ºC)
  • Do not Spot Clean

 

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reviews

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KH
14/03/2021
Karl H.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Fit like a dream

Hands down the most comfy shorts I have bought. Suitably impressed with the packaging and customer service - now bring on the summer!

14/03/2021

Randy Cow

We aim to impress Karl - and we're super happy they fit well! Thanks for the review

E
15/02/2021
Ethan
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Incredibly Stretchy

Very Impressed with the 4 way stretch in these shorts. Gone are the days of feeling restricted & tight when sitting in my kayak.

08/03/2021

Randy Cow

Thanks for your review Ethan � Kayaking sounds amazing, and bang on point for what we made these for! We hope you get lots of use out of these - please do send in some pics!

ST
14/12/2020
Shaun T.
Australia Australia

Happy Cow Happy Now

Lov’em! My wife thinks my **** looks great in these. If she’s happy then I’m happy!, cause it means I’m getting more attention. Nug nug! Thanks Randy Cow!

15/12/2020

Randy Cow

That's great news all round Shaun - work that � at the beach

P
29/06/2020
Paul
United Kingdom United Kingdom

cheeky chaps & v.good shorts

Love this cheeky brand. Box, Bag and little extra bits inside were awesome!

10/07/2020

Randy Cow

Cheeky - moi? Well maybe a little, but life's too short to take everything too seriously!

D
09/06/2020
Denise

Hubby Loves them

Got them for hubby's birthday, he loves them very happy.

16/06/2020

Randy Cow

Well aren't you the awesome wifey Denise! I hope he is giving you a good show modelling them for you!

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