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Lobsters - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Lobsters - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
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Lobsters - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Lobsters - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Lobsters - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket

Lobsters
Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket

Regular price
$95.00
Sale price
$95.00
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the blurb

An icon of the deep, the Lobster is a fan favourite on the Green. Rumoured to mate for life, these creatures have become symbolic for couples and families alike - even if in reality the male lobsters are actually promiscuous little buggers and are faithful for all of about 2 weeks. So whether you're a family man or a sauce pot, you'll be the apple in someone's eye wearing these bad boys!

info

The green Lobster swim shorts themselves are made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, allowing a stylish yet extremely comfortable fit - as well as quick drying!  They are equipped with a waterproof pocket which will keep your belongings safe and dry up to 30m and a soft and comfy cotton mesh lining.  There is a loop on the rear to hang the green Lobster swimming trunks and aid in the drying process.

size

 

All sizes are in inches and are circumferences (from relaxed to stretched at the waist), Leg openings are rounded to the nearest half inch:

XS S M L
XL XXL

Waist:

28 - 33 30 - 34 33 - 37 36 - 40 39 - 44 41 - 46

Total Length:

15 15.5 15.5 15.5 16 16.5

Outseam:

13 13.5 13.5 14 15 15.5

Inseam:

4 4 4 4.5 4.5 5

Leg:

22 23 23.5 24.5 25 26

Randy Cow Swim Shorts Sizing Chart

care
  • Mild Proceess at 30ºC
  • Do not expose to temperatures over 60ºC
  • Do not Bleach
  • Do not Iron
  • Do not Dry Clean
  • Tumble Drying is ok (but keep below 60ºC)
  • Do not Spot Clean

 

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