Randy Cow Sailing Shorts Are Launching on Kickstarter ⛵️🐄
We’re excited (and quietly very confident) to announce the launch of our brand-new Randy Cow Sailing Shorts, coming soon via Kickstarter.
Why Kickstarter? Simple. It allows us to keep overheads low, pricing fair, and quality sky-high - while giving our community first dibs on something genuinely special.
And yes… delivery is guaranteed. We’re not like some other campaigns! 😉
A Proven Brand You Can Trust
Backing a Kickstarter shouldn’t feel like a leap of faith.
Randy Cow is an award-winning British brand with:
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Tens of Thousands of happy customers
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Hundreds of glowing reviews ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Industry awards for product innovation & service
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A successful appearance on Dragons' Den
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A proven track record of delivering!
In short: we don’t mess about.
What Makes our Sailing Shorts So Good?
These aren’t “nice for sailing” — they’re built for it.
✔ Premium Sustainable Fabric
Made from 90% recycled plastics & 10% spandex, featuring:
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Luxury 4-way stretch
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Durable yet super comfortable feel
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Water-repellent finish for quick drying 💦
- Available in Men's and Women's
✔ Award-Winning Waterproof Pocket
Our revolutionary fully waterproof pocket keeps your phone and valuables dry - a true Randy Cow game-changer, as seen in over 25,000 pairs of swim shorts sold world wide.
✔ Smart, Practical Design
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Secure zip pocket
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Two classic side pockets
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Working fly, button fastening & belt loops
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Elasticated side panels for the perfect fit (even after lunch 🍔)
✔ Timeless Colours
Launching in:
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White
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Grey
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Navy
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Black
Clean. Classic. Confident.
Perfect for Sailing… and a Lot More
Designed for:
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Sailing & boat crews
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Paddle boarding
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Watersports
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Coastal adventures
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Looking good dockside 🍹
Basically: if there’s water nearby, these shorts belong there.
Two Ways to Join the Campaign 🚀
Free Sign-Up
Not ready to be a VIP? No problem, you can still get our great shorts at pre-sale 40% OFF price, and
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Get campaign updates
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Be first to hear about offers
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No cost, no pressure, no funny business
$1 VIP Access
For the serious early birds:
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47% OFF the final retail price 💥
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First access to pre-orders
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Priority availability & delivery
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Exclusive VIP updates
- FREE cooling Towel
All for $1.
Yes, really.
Ready to Join the Herd?
Whether you sign up for free or grab VIP access, you’ll be first in line when the Randy Cow Sailing Shorts launch on Kickstarter.
👉 Sign up now for updates
👉 Become a $1 VIP
👉 Secure the biggest discount we’ll ever offer
Premium sailing shorts.
Smarter launch.
Very Randy Cow.
Welcome aboard ⛵️🐄
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