MILK TOKENS
No itch, no irritation
For all day comfort
Keep valuables safe
Move freely
No nasties here.
Orders shipped within 1 business day, Mon- Fri
18+, T&C's apply, Credit Subject to status
Hundreds of 5 Star Reviews
Once again, an absolutely brilliant purchase from Randy Cow- consistently great quality and fantastic service!
Oliver S.
22/07/2025
Waterproof pocket works perfectly, probably not designed for really rough seas but never the less they kept my phone dry getting knocked about by 15 ft waves
Mr J
24/09/2024
Great product and service, wearing my Turtle shorts for the first time in Barbados and the waterproof pocket works perfectly even at 20 m diving! I had money in the pocket and it was bone dry when I come out of the water!
Paul R
10/09/2024
Fab shorts - great company who actually answer your emails pronto ! Love it
Sue B
09/09/2024
I bought these for my husband and they're perfect. Great for the beach days with our kids so we can take some photos but the phone is safe. The print is excellent.
Fenella W
03/09/2024
Very nice material for the shorts, with a good amount of stretch. Feel better than other swim shorts, and the waterproof pockets works perfectly and is super practical.
Euan U
29/08/2024
The best shorts by far Quick delivery
Tina M
20/08/2024
Randy Cow is a premium lifestyle brand offering men’s swim shorts, t-shirts, linen shirts and summer essentials designed for comfort, performance and effortless style. From bold patterned swim shorts to clean classic designs and innovative waterproof pocket shorts, our collections are built for beach days, holidays and everyday wear.
All Randy Cow swim shorts are made from premium 4-way stretch recycled performance fabric and are designed without traditional mesh lining, using a smooth compression liner for superior comfort. Our wider menswear range continues this focus on quality, comfort and modern design.
