Octopuses - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Octopuses - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Octopuses - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Octopuses - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Octopuses - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket

Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket

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The Blurb

After rising to fame in the 1983 James bond film, the Octopus is no stranger to danger or predicting football results. This 8-legged boss is a fan favourite in Pink and definitely has been subject to some free drink offers from well wishers.


The pink Octopus swim shorts themselves are made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, allowing a stylish yet extremely comfortable fit - as well as quick drying!  They are equipped with a waterproof pocket which will keep your belongings safe and dry up to 30m and a soft and comfy cotton mesh lining.  There is a loop on the rear to hang the pink Octopus swimming trunks and aid in the drying process.


All sizes are in inches and are circumferences (from relaxed to stretched at the waist), Leg openings are rounded to the nearest half inch:



28 - 33 30 - 34 33 - 37 36 - 40 39 - 44 41 - 46


22 23 23.5 24.5 25 26

Randy Cow Swim Shorts Size Guide

  • Mild Proceess at 30ºC
  • Do not expose to temperatures over 60ºC
  • Do not Bleach
  • Do not Iron
  • Do not Dry Clean
  • Tumble Drying is ok (but keep below 60ºC)
  • Do not Spot Clean


see these bad boys in action

what makes us so god damn good?


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Head Turners...

I have worn these several times and have had people comment on them each time - I love them! The waterproof pocket is great as we have to have our masks with us all the time - and i got my boy a matching set too. 10 out of 10


Randy Cow

You will have to send in some pics of you and the boy, rocking these bad boys over there Ellis!

Craig J.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Awesome quality and superb fit

Feel like a genuinely premium pair of swimming shorts with a lovely stretch material and great fit. They are cut a perfect length and the material has plenty of give in it. Super happy with my purchase and will be buying more.


Randy Cow

Well we're super happy, that you're happy Craig! We look forward to seeing you in more of them ✌�

Jonathan G.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

What an awesome experience from order to arrival

From ordering the shorts to receiving the item, I was really really impressed with the experience and of course the product too! First up the product: Fits me bang on, looks great and the waterproof pocket is genius! Can't wait for 2020 to be over so I can get to a pool! Secondly - The packaging, design, attention to detail, eco friendly touches made me smile when opening (rare if at all this normally happens) and it was not expected, so to receive the items in such way was a really lovely touch! Well done Randy Cow - Impressive start and long may it continue!


Randy Cow

Why thank you Mr Gale for the great words! Welcome to the herd! �

Tim K.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Awesome Swimwear

I seem to buy lots of togs (swim shorts) but none are quite right. Thought I would try these, ordered two - Octopus & Lemon. They are absolutely awesome. Material feels smooth, and dries super faster - similar speed to nylon type materials, much faster than other cloth type materials. Mid thigh length, which I love, not too short, and not having your legs encased in damp boardies. Fully tested the waterproof pocket with my phone inside, swimming in a river, sea and estuary - no issues at all. And they look just plain smart, happy to wear these on the beach or to a smart bar for sundowners. The packaging and customer service experience is second to none. Fantastic work guys, keep it up.


Randy Cow

Tim - you legend Amazing to hear mate, we're super pleased you love them and have given them a full and thorough test Welcome to the herd Tim - enjoy those Sundowners, even if they are just in your garden at the moment

elaine r.
United Kingdom United Kingdom


Really comfortable, waterproof pocket is faultless and obviously look sick


Randy Cow

'Obviously Look Sick' is quite possibly our favourite quote to date Elaine We're super pleased you love them - thanks for being awesome ✌

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