Secure your valuables without compromising on comfort or style.
Aquamarine, taken from the two words 'Aqua' and 'Marine' basically means water water. Now regardless how awesome this Teal-esque colour is (and how much it will bring out your eyes), a pair of swim shorts basically called 'Water Water' deserve to be worn in the sea or pool by you. So fulfil their destiny and get them wet on your next holiday.
These blue swim shorts themselves are made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, allowing a stylish yet extremely comfortable fit - as well as quick drying! They are equipped with a waterproof pocket which will keep your belongings safe and dry up to 30m and a soft and comfy cotton mesh lining. There is a loop on the rear to hang the blue swimming trunks and aid in the drying process.
Made from 90% Recycled Polyester & 10% Spandex.
Mild Process at 30ºC
Do not expose to temperatures over 60ºC
Do not Bleach
Do not Iron
Do not Dry Clean
Do not Tumble Dry
Do not Spot Clean
We sell and ship worldwide, are are happy to send our products to anywhere that has a letterbox.
We will dispatch your order within 1 working day (Mon - Friday) from London, England, and will post out the same day for orders placed before 12pm GMT. Delivery times may vary. By standard, UK Mail is delivered by Royal Mail on a 48 hr service. International Mail can take 3-5 working days, or longer depending on where you lay your hat. See our Shipping page for more info.
All sizes are in inches and openings (waist and leg) are circumferences (from relaxed to stretched at the waist). Leg openings are rounded to the nearest half inch:
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
XXXL
Waist:
28" - 33"
30" - 34"
33" - 37"
36" - 40"
39" - 44"
41" - 46"
43" - 48"
Total Length:
15"
15.5"
15.5"
15.5"
16"
16.5"
18"
Outseam:
13"
13.5"
13.5"
14"
15"
15.5"
16.5"
Inseam:
4"
4"
4"
4.5"
4.5"
5"
6.5"
Leg:
22"
23"
23.5"
24.5"
25"
26"
28"
100% WATERPROOF POCKET
Safe and Dry down to 30m
NO MESH OR LABELS
We have removed the mesh lining, and all inner labels for pure comfort
QUICK DRYING
With a loop on the rear to hang & aid in the drying process.
TRIPLE STITCHED SEAMS
Extra durability for all those pool lunges and Dad dancing.
PLANET FRIENDLY
Made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE THESE
Every detail of these Randy Cow swim shorts is designed for comfort, performance and effortless summer style. Here’s why people love them:
Award-winning waterproof pocket technology
No mesh lining - replaced with an ultra-soft compression liner
Premium 4-way stretch fabric for full freedom of movement
Lightweight quick-dry material
Made using 90% recycled performance fabric
No inner labels = no irritations or itches
Luxury navy drawstring with RC branded rubber tips
Rear hanging loop to aid faster drying
FAQS
The Waterproof Pocket is made using a flexible solution with rare earth magnets (which are both phone and credit card safe) and a carbon neutral TPU. The pocket is self closing and used three bars for a triple, and 100% safe, seal.
No. All Randy Cow swim shorts are completely mesh-free and instead use a soft compression lining for superior comfort.
Yes. The lightweight recycled fabric dries quickly, and the rear hanging loop helps them dry even faster after swimming.
No. We remove all inner labels and instead use a soft signature cow-print waistband to prevent irritation.
• Tailored modern fit • Mid-thigh length • Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring • Supportive built-in compression liner • Designed for comfort in and out of the water
True to size.
UK orders placed before 12pm Monday to Friday are dispatched same day. Delivery typically within 1-3 business days, next day options available.
International shipping 2-14 business days depending on destination. See our Shipping page for full details.
Return within 30 days fo delivery for a Refund
Return within 60 days of delivery for an Exchange
Customers are responsible for their own return shipping costs
Items must be in original condition and unworn
Refunds will be processed within 7 business days after we receive the return at RCHQ
Original shipping charges are non-refundable
We use all major carriers, and local courier partners. Free Shipping is available. Check out the costs and Free Shipping thresholds on our Shipping rates page
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Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.4 / 5 from 20 reviews.
Very well made, great colours and the waterproof pocket worked perfectly,
IPhone 13 Pro and car keycard kept dry.
Store owner replied:
Hi Gillian. We will contact you directly on this matter. As this shouldn’t happen and this has not been an issue we have been made aware of before. Thanks ✌🏻
Store owner replied:
It is always a pleasure to hear that the products work well! Thanks for the review Sarah ❤️
The customer service: After ordering a pair of aquatic blue waterproof shorts, it came apparent that owing to a 3rd party issue there would be a delay in receiving my original order. I contacted the RC team to highlight the delay. Dave and his team were very quick to response and to reassure me that they would do everything they could to rectify the delay. Updating me throughout, the RC team resolved the issue and I received my shorts. For top notch customer service : 5 stars.
Product: I was intrigued by the promise of a waterproof pocket. Upon receiving them , I saw that they were packed and presented with pride. The quality of the product was also clear to see.
The testing was in the swimming:
The shorts (M size) were true to size and very comfortable. Placing tissue paper into the WP pocket and went for a swimming. At the conclusion, I removed the tissue paper and found it to be bone dry.
In short (too late maybe) , good fit, excellent quality and as advertised with a waterproof pocket : Job Done.
I decline the photo and video request, no one deserves that. I look forward to purchasing a second pair.
Store owner replied:
Al - what can we say!! What a gent you are for taking the time to write this for us. It warms the cockles! ❤️ It was a pleasure to have been able to assist you and even more so to know it helped. We hope the shorts serve you well mate! 🍻
Fantastic shorts love the look the feel and of course the water proof pocket big enough for my iPhone. Dive in and purchase you won’t be disappointed
Store owner replied:
Hi Clive, thanks for the feedback. We do have very accurate size guides for both the shorts and the waterproof pocket - and we are sorry these did not fit for you. The S, M, L, etc. convention of sizing is a tough one as there is no standard - hence why we invested in providing accurate sizes for each to help showcase this, but we are actually looking at moving away from this to help be clear, and finally we are launching a bigger size in May to help further include all body types. Thanks again for the feedback 😊
It's too small and the dry pocket is too small by at least one size out it is as if made in china where XXL comes out to L
Store owner replied:
Hi Clive, thanks for the feedback. We do have very accurate size guides for both the shorts and the waterproof pocket - and we are sorry these did not fit for you. The S, M, L, etc. convention of sizing is a tough one as there is no standard - hence why we invested in providing accurate sizes for each to help showcase this, but we are actually looking at moving away from this to help be clear, and finally we are launching a bigger size in May to help further include all body types. Thanks again for the feedback 😊
The shorts are a really good idea with the waterproof pocket. The mechanism seems sound. The only negative for me and it’s quite a big one is that it does affect the comfort of wearing the short. This is especially an issue when sitting down as the seal is firm and struggles to bend so feels awkward. The shorts sit quite low on the hips and I prefer a more standard fit. I think they have potential but are very expensive and I’m not sure how much I’ll wear them.
Store owner replied:
We think you chose wisely there Ján - and we're stoked to see you flying the flag in Slovakia! Send us some pics you of you rocking the look! ✌��
Store owner replied:
Thanks for your review Sam ✌��
Havent tested the waterproof nature of the special pocket fully, but from a secure aspect they were awesome, felt very at ease having my stuff safely in there, even if only dipping into the sea with the children.
Store owner replied:
Security is a big aspect of the pocket Tom - literally impossible to 'pick-pocket' and no more hiding your wallet under a towel on the Sunbed! 😊
Store owner replied:
Cheers Arthur, our Navy pockets are definitely a cool contrast for all the colours, and will stand out to the masses!
As a man of, shall we say, a ‘fuller figure’ I was particularly pleased with the fit of the shorts. They were very comfortable and the unique waterproof pocket worked as advertised. Very pleased with my purchase.
Store owner replied:
Well Malc, we definitely wanted to cater for real men, so we're stoked the shorts fit you well too! And we're always pleased to know that the pocket does it's job!