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Designed for all-day comfort with a tailored fit that actually looks good.
Zero Mesh. Maximum Comfort.
Meet the swim shorts you'll actually want to wear all day.
No scratchy mesh. No irritating labels. Just ultra-soft 4-way stretch fabric, a breathable compression liner, and signature Randy Cow detailing.
Built for swimming. Designed for anywhere.
Made from 90% Recycled Polyester & 10% Spandex.
Mild Process at 30ºC
Do not expose to temperatures over 60ºC
Do not Bleach
Do not Iron
Do not Dry Clean
Do not Tumble Dry
Do not Spot Clean
We sell and ship worldwide, are are happy to send our products to anywhere that has a letterbox.
We will dispatch your order within 1 working day (Mon - Friday) from London, England, and will post out the same day for orders placed before 12pm GMT. Delivery times may vary. UK Mail is delivered by Royal Mail 1st Class, and will usually be delivered the day from dispatch. International Mail can take 3-5 working days, or longer depending on where you lay your hat. See our Shipping page for more info.
All sizes are in inches and openings (waist and leg) are circumferences (from relaxed to stretched at the waist). Leg openings are rounded to the nearest half inch:
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
XXXL
Waist:
28" - 33"
30" - 34"
33" - 37"
36" - 40"
39" - 44"
41" - 46"
43" - 48"
Total Length:
15"
15.5"
15.5"
15.5"
16"
16.5"
18"
Outseam:
13"
13.5"
13.5"
14"
15"
15.5"
16.5"
Inseam:
4"
4"
4"
4.5"
4.5"
5"
6.5"
Leg:
22"
23"
23.5"
24.5"
25"
26"
28"
NO MESH OR LABELS
We have removed the mesh lining, and all inner labels for pure comfort
QUICK DRYING
With a loop on the rear to hang & aid in the drying process.
TRIPLE STITCHED SEAMS
Extra durability for all those pool lunges and Dad dancing.
PLANET FRIENDLY
Made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE THESE
Every detail of these Randy Cow swim shorts is designed for comfort, performance and effortless summer style. Here’s why people love them:
No mesh lining - replaced with an ultra-soft compression liner
Premium 4-way stretch fabric for full freedom of movement
Lightweight quick-dry material
Made using 90% recycled performance fabric
No inner labels = no irritations or itches
Luxury navy drawstring with RC branded rubber tips
Rear hanging loop to aid faster drying
Blue Flamingo Swim Shorts
Our Blue Flamingo Swim Shorts are designed to solve the biggest problem with traditional swimwear - uncomfortable mesh lining.
Instead of scratchy mesh, these shorts feature an ultra-comfortable built-in compression liner that provides support without irritation.
Crafted from a premium 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex blend, the fabric delivers lightweight comfort with luxury 4-way stretch. The result is swim shorts that move with you whether you're swimming, sailing, or relaxing by the pool.
The quick-dry finish helps them dry fast after the water, while the rear hanging loop makes drying even easier.
Inside the waistband you'll find our signature cow-print comfort lining, eliminating the need for scratchy labels and creating a clean premium finish.
Finished with RC branded rubber drawstring tips and signature navy pockets, these shorts are built with the same attention to detail Randy Cow is known for.
Bold, comfortable and designed for all-day wear.
FAQS
No. All Randy Cow swim shorts are completely mesh-free and instead use a soft compression lining for superior comfort.
Yes. The lightweight recycled fabric dries quickly, and the rear hanging loop helps them dry even faster after swimming.
Absolutely, that’s exactly what they’re designed for.
These aren’t your typical bulky swim shorts. With a tailored fit and ultra-soft compression liner (no mesh, no irritation), they’re built to look and feel like a great pair of everyday shorts - just with all the performance you need for the water.
The quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric means you can go from the sea to the bar without needing to change, while the secure pockets (including our waterproof option) keep your essentials safe wherever the day takes you.
One pair. Anywhere.
No. We remove all inner labels and instead use a soft signature cow-print waistband to prevent irritation.
• Tailored modern fit • Mid-thigh length • Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring • Supportive built-in compression liner • Designed for comfort in and out of the water
True to size.
UK orders placed before 12pm Monday to Friday are dispatched same day. Delivery typically within 1-3 business days, next day options available.
International shipping 2-14 business days depending on destination. See our Shipping page for full details.
Return within 30 days fo delivery for a Refund
Return within 60 days of delivery for an Exchange
Customers are responsible for their own return shipping costs
Items must be in original condition and unworn
Refunds will be processed within 7 business days after we receive the return at RCHQ
Original shipping charges are non-refundable
We use all major carriers, and local courier partners. Free Shipping is available. Check out the costs and Free Shipping thresholds on our Shipping rates page
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What incredible quality!!! Also, the size guide on the site is very accurate. I am normally always an XL bitvthis time I ordered a MEDIUM!!! HELLO!!! amazing quality and great service x
Whilst expensive, the quality is very obvious in its greatness! Super impressed! Also i usually by XL but these came in as a medium and fit perfectly so check the size guide, made me feel slimmer than i am 😁
If you're a US based customer, BEWARE, you will pay customs fees on purchases from Randy Cow. These new shorts don't cost $60 per pair, more like $85 per pair!
Store owner replied:
Thanks for the review Ryan. We have been in touch and have seen the big fees you got charged! And we have helped you cover these as this seems to be an error. For the future we are very close to being able to take taxes and duties up front to avoid any extra costs. We are glad you like the shorts apart from this admin issue though! ❤️
love my new Flamingo swim shorts - arrived safely, great communication from Randy Cow.
Store owner replied:
Great stuff Sally - we're stoked to here this and look forward to welcoming you back ❤️
My partner usually buys his swim shorts from MC2 St Barths but they were low on choice for his size (XL) and we stumbled across Randy Cow. So glad we did - great quality, beautiful colours and love the designs. And a bit cheaper than MC2. Couldn't get my man to pose for a pic lol but they look lovely on and we will be buying more.
Store owner replied:
Well we are super pleased that MC2 didn't have the sizes on that day Liz 😊. Great feedback too, and we hope you are now a convert - as you're a firm member of the heard in our eyes 🐮
Excellent quality. silky soft but thick and smooth
Store owner replied:
Oh how we wish we were going to Thailand Jason! 😩 But the consolation is that you will be with your new Randy Cows! Take photos and rock those pink bad boys at the beach! 😎
I can’t believe how great the quality of the shorts are. They look and feel amazing. I could pay the ££££’s for Vilb@&£@&n shorts but trust me my rangy cow swim shorts are right up there. Wry pleased.
Store owner replied:
We aim to please Rhys - and we love to hear that this is was a mission accomplished 🥳 Stay cool and wear those Flamingos with Pride 🦩
Royal Mail delivered returned shorts to RC last Friday (after being unable to deliver on Thursday). It’s almost a week later and RC have not even acknowledged receipt of return let alone issued refund.
Store owner replied:
Hi Gemma, Thanks for the message. I believe we have been in contact and this has actually been sorted. If there is still an issue, please email us asap to help further. Thanks ✌�
Excellent! Superb quality, colour and fabulously waterproof - my son was delighted! 5* Service
