Meet the Randy Cow Sharks – Purple Father & Son Matching Swim Shorts - bold matching swimwear designed for beach days, holidays and unforgettable family moments. Featuring our signature shark pattern and available in both adult and kids sizes, these matching father and son swim shorts combine playful style with premium comfort.
Made from lightweight 4-way stretch recycled performance fabric, these swim shorts are designed for freedom of movement, quick drying and all-day comfort. With no mesh lining, no inner labels and durable triple-stitched construction, they’re built for swimming, playing and summer adventures together.
Made from 90% Recycled Polyester & 10% Spandex.
Mild Proceess at 30ºC
Do not expose to temperatures over 60ºC
Do not Bleach
Do not Iron
Do not Dry Clean
Tumble Drying is ok (but keep below 60ºC)
Do not Spot Clean
We sell and ship worldwide, are are happy to send our products to anywhere that has a letterbox.
We will dispatch your order within 1 working day (Mon - Friday) from London, England, and will post out the same day for orders placed before 12pm GMT. Delivery times may vary. UK Mail is delivered by Royal Mail 1st Class, and will usually be delivered the day from dispatch. International Mail can take 3-5 working days, or longer depending on where you lay your hat. See our Shipping page for more info.
All sizes are in inches and openings (waist and leg) are circumferences (from relaxed to stretched at the waist). Leg openings are rounded to the nearest half inch:
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
XXXL
Waist:
28" - 33"
30" - 34"
33" - 37"
36" - 40"
39" - 44"
41" - 46"
43" - 48"
Total Length:
15"
15.5"
15.5"
15.5"
16"
16.5"
18"
Outseam:
13"
13.5"
13.5"
14"
15"
15.5"
16.5"
Inseam:
4"
4"
4"
4.5"
4.5"
5"
6.5"
Leg:
22"
23"
23.5"
24.5"
25"
26"
28"
NO MESH OR LABELS
We have removed the mesh lining, and all inner labels for pure comfort
QUICK DRYING
With a loop on the rear to hang & aid in the drying process.
TRIPLE STITCHED SEAMS
Extra durability for all those pool lunges and Dad dancing.
PLANET FRIENDLY
Made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE THESE
Every detail of these Randy Cow swim shorts is designed for comfort, durability and effortless summer style. Here’s what makes them different:
No mesh lining - replaced with an ultra-soft compression liner
Premium 4-way stretch fabric for full freedom of movement
Lightweight quick-dry material
Made using 90% recycled performance fabric
No inner labels = no irritations or itches
Luxury navy drawstring with RC branded rubber tips
Rear hanging loop to aid faster drying
Matching Father & Son Shark Swim Shorts
The Randy Cow Sharks – Purple Father & Son Matching Swim Shorts are designed for families who love to share their summer style. Featuring our bold shark pattern, these matching swim shorts allow dads and sons to wear the same design for beach days, poolside fun and family holidays.
Built from premium 4-way stretch recycled performance fabric, these swim shorts offer excellent comfort both in and out of the water. Unlike traditional swimwear, they are designed without irritating mesh lining, instead using a smooth compression liner for improved comfort and support.
With triple-stitched seams for durability, quick-dry material and no internal labels to cause irritation, these swim shorts are made for active beach days and lasting summer memories.
Whether you're heading on holiday, spending time at the pool or exploring the coast together, Randy Cow father and son matching swim shorts bring comfort, durability and personality to summer.
FAQS
No. All Randy Cow swim shorts are completely mesh-free and instead use a soft compression lining for superior comfort.
Yes. The lightweight recycled fabric dries quickly, and the rear hanging loop helps them dry even faster after swimming.
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No. We remove all inner labels and instead use a soft signature cow-print waistband to prevent irritation.
• Tailored modern fit • Mid-thigh length • Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring • Supportive built-in compression liner • Designed for comfort in and out of the water
True to size.
UK orders placed before 12pm Monday to Friday are dispatched same day. Delivery typically within 1-3 business days, next day options available.
International shipping 2-14 business days depending on destination. See our Shipping page for full details.
Return within 30 days fo delivery for a Refund
Return within 60 days of delivery for an Exchange
Customers are responsible for their own return shipping costs
Items must be in original condition and unworn
Refunds will be processed within 7 business days after we receive the return at RCHQ
Original shipping charges are non-refundable
We use all major carriers, and local courier partners. Free Shipping is available. Check out the costs and Free Shipping thresholds on our Shipping rates page
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As advertised the best trunks my funny thick legged boy ever fit. No ass crack jokes no more string vest choking the boys. I even kept them on for beers on the way home quick drying. This will not be my last pair thank you 💪💪💪👌.
These are probably the most comfortable swimming shorts I have ever brought and worm. I give them a 10 star rating. Thank you for sale ing them to me 🤙🙏
Store owner replied:
Thanks Rob - we're glad you agree!
My only concern is giving a 3 to 5-year-old who's just learning to read something with the label reading Randy cow. It May need some scissors taken to it once I know they fit!
Store owner replied:
Thanks Susan for the feedback. We promise the name is far cheekier than it is rude. If a little label trim is required, we won’t take it personally - as long as the shorts pass the comfort and fit test, we’ll call that a win 🐮 ✂️
Store owner replied:
Thanks for the review James! Welcome to the Herd 🐮
As far the service goes: these people know what they are doing, and I applaud for super quick response time and all marketing and website ideas!
Regarding the qality of fabric it was a bit translucent, so not too good for swimming shorts
Also regarding tue thigh wodth it was still not wide enough for me, I was able to get shorts of higher quality from amazon 3x times cheaper. Sorry randycow.
I am not looking at the design at all, because i just need a product which would suit me
Store owner replied:
Thanks for the honest feedback Richard - we are sorry we couldn't deliver for you on this occasion. We will take your words moving forwards and aim to improve ❤️
Pretty much the comfiest swimshorts I have ever worn. Material is great and fit is phenomenal. Worth every penny and might even get myself a second pair!
Store owner replied:
Thanks Stevie 😍 And we LOVE LOVE LOVE you too ✌��
I bought matching pairs for my boys and they absolutely love them. They’re comfy and fit so well - which is usually not the case for kids trunks as I fine they come up baggy and disproportionate. The shark design and colour is lovely. And I ABSOLUTELY LOVED the anti- bullying message in the Kids Club Rules. My boys felt very special when I read them to them. Well done all round Randy Cow
