Turtles - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Turtles - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Turtles - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Turtles - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Turtles - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket

Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket

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the blurb

Undoubtedly adorable and admirable, Sea Turtles are the coolest dudes of the deep (special thanks to a lost Clown Fish!) and on these crowd favourites, they are no different. The big eyed little dude catches everyone's attention from the get go, and has been known to make friends of his own on occasion - your only job is to raise your game and not look out of place in these awesome sea turtle swimming trunks.


The sea turtle swim shorts themselves are made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, allowing a stylish yet extremely comfortable fit - as well as quick drying!  They are equipped with a waterproof pocket which will keep your belongings safe and dry up to 30m and a soft and comfy cotton mesh lining.  There is a loop on the rear to hang the swimming trunks and aid in the drying process.


All sizes are in inches and are circumferences (from relaxed to stretched at the waist), Leg openings are rounded to the nearest half inch:



28 - 33 30 - 34 33 - 37 36 - 40 39 - 44 41 - 46


22 23 23.5 24.5 25 26

Randy Cow Swim Shorts Size Guide

  • Mild Proceess at 30ºC
  • Do not expose to temperatures over 60ºC
  • Do not Bleach
  • Do not Iron
  • Do not Dry Clean
  • Tumble Drying is ok (but keep below 60ºC)
  • Do not Spot Clean


Turtles  Father & Son Swim Shorts

see these bad boys in action

what makes us so god damn good?


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Colette G.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
He won’t take them off!

My partner loves these - its all he wore in the summer, whether it be to the pool, or just on a walk whilst we were in lockdown. I have a feeling we will be buying another pair this year! He said they are the comfiest shorts he’s ever worn…! Great customer service too - quick delivery and no issues with swapping sizes etc. Thanks so much :)

Randy Cow

Thank you for the great review Collette. We look forward to seeing you guys again once the weather starts warming up!

Craig J.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Superb quality & great fit

Superb quality and great fit. Cannot wait to be able us them for summer pool parties

Randy Cow

Ah yes Pool Parties - we can just about remember what they are We'll be right behind you once we can get them back

United Kingdom United Kingdom
You won’t be disappointed!

Brilliantly thought out from the packaging to the fit of the shorts. I was sceptical about how waterproof the pocket actual was.... it’s bullet proof... I tested with a piece of paper first in the sea for about 20 minutes and it stayed absolutely bone dry! Very impressive and the perfect swimming shorts. Get yourself a pair... you won’t be disappointed!

Randy Cow

Great stuff Neil - we knew you'd love them. The whole world is jealous of your awesome trip before lockdown began!

Anthony D.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Just had a swim to the soggy dollar bar and had to pay with dry dollars, phone bone dry as well cheers Tony

Randy Cow

That's the news we like to hear Tony! Have a soggy beer for us!

Rory I.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
5 stars all round!

I love this whole brand, things have just been done right from start to finish. The attention to detail, the design, the fit (perfect comfy fit!!) and the packaging is insanely good. There is something special here and I can't wait to parade around the pool in them! Well done!

Randy Cow

Glad you've enjoyed the Randy experience Rory, we've tried to be on point with every aspect of your journey. And I am sure you'll rock the Turtles well - we expect to see some pics of them in action!

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