Charcoal - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Charcoal - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Charcoal - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket
Charcoal - Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket

Charcoal
Swim Shorts with Waterproof Pocket

Regular price
$100.00
Sale price
$100.00
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the blurb

Charcoal is the new Black, and even though these look black, they are Charcoal - because we said so.  Coloured by the actual Charcoal left over from Pompeii*, these shorts are a classic foundation of many a man's suave summer attire.

*there is no evidence to support this, but we like to believe it is true.

info

These black swim shorts themselves are made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, allowing a stylish yet extremely comfortable fit - as well as quick drying!  They are equipped with a waterproof pocket which will keep your belongings safe and dry up to 30m and a soft and comfy cotton mesh lining.  There is a loop on the rear to hang the black swimming trunks and aid in the drying process.

size

All sizes are in inches and are circumferences (from relaxed to stretched at the waist), Leg openings are rounded to the nearest half inch:

XS S M L
XL XXL

Waist:

28 - 33 30 - 34 33 - 37 36 - 40 39 - 44 41 - 46

Leg:

22 23 23.5 24.5 25 26

Randy Cow Swim Shorts Size Guide

care
  • Mild Proceess at 30ºC
  • Do not expose to temperatures over 60ºC
  • Do not Bleach
  • Do not Iron
  • Do not Dry Clean
  • Tumble Drying is ok (but keep below 60ºC)
  • Do not Spot Clean

 

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