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Midnight Breeze - Men's Navy Blue Linen Shirt
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Secure your valuables without compromising on comfort or style.
Made from 90% Recycled Polyester & 10% Spandex.
We sell and ship worldwide, are are happy to send our products to anywhere that has a letterbox.
We will dispatch your order within 1 working day (Mon - Friday) from London, England, and will post out the same day for orders placed before 12pm GMT. Delivery times may vary. By standard, UK Mail is delivered by Royal Mail on a 48 hr service. International Mail can take 3-5 working days, or longer depending on where you lay your hat. See our Shipping page for more info.
Safe and Dry down to 30m
We have removed the mesh lining, and all inner labels for pure comfort
With a loop on the rear to hang & aid in the drying process.
Extra durability for all those pool lunges and Dad dancing.
Made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex.
Every detail of these Randy Cow swim shorts is designed for comfort, performance and effortless summer style. Here’s why people love them:
The Waterproof Pocket is made using a flexible solution with rare earth magnets (which are both phone and credit card safe) and a carbon neutral TPU. The pocket is self closing and used three bars for a triple, and 100% safe, seal.
No. All Randy Cow swim shorts are completely mesh-free and instead use a soft compression lining for superior comfort.
Yes. The lightweight recycled fabric dries quickly, and the rear hanging loop helps them dry even faster after swimming.
No. We remove all inner labels and instead use a soft signature cow-print waistband to prevent irritation.
• Tailored modern fit
• Mid-thigh length
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring
• Supportive built-in compression liner
• Designed for comfort in and out of the water
True to size.
UK orders placed before 12pm Monday to Friday are dispatched same day. Delivery typically within 1-3 business days, next day options available.
International shipping 2-14 business days depending on destination. See our Shipping page for full details.
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Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 25 reviews.
Ordered ten pairs for our Dad's and Lads rugby tour. The shorts are high quality, in great designs, super comfy and the waterproof pockets faultless. The pockets were brilliant for keeping all our phones, keys and bits safe whilst in the pool. Definitely a winner for the whole group. Do yourself a favour get these shorts. They are the Business
Used when in Paphos Kept phone or wallet dry
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Store owner replied: That's gret to hear Allan - we hope they fitted well, and you looked awesome also!
Really love this brand onto my 3rd pair however I've had a small tear in this particular pair its happened by accident on a water slide unfortunately maybe they could be just a little more robust but great brand highly recommend
Better than expedted. Fit really well, look great and the waterproof pocket is brilliant
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Store owner replied: Cheers Luke. Its always good to exceed expectations :)
Outstanding and so comfy, great shorts and yes pink. Only men can carry off pink I’m told 🤣
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Store owner replied: Great review Nick - we are super happy to read this!
After measuring for the right size, i chose XL, however it was to big. Also when putting my phone into the magnetic pocket, i noticed the weight, and also that it was giving a 'drag' and tightening the knot didn't help. So I had to return the item for a smaller size. Guess the sizing chart should have an updater or a note regarding the (ever increasing) phone size and weight and take that into account.
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Store owner replied: Hi Henrik, Thank you for your review. I am sorry to hear you were disappointed. Our size guides are actually bang on - they do provide sizes for stretched and relaxed (as the shorts all have give) as we wanted to give as much insight as possible. So there is a range to each size guide, and as such there are instances where sizes can overlap. Regarding the Phone sizes, we do state the size of the waterproof pocket in millimetres to aid in gauging this. But I will put in a request for the team to do some phone research so we can provide examples of phones which fit comfortably. As for the weight of your phone, that is not something we can help with 😊 We look forward to getting your return and sending out the smaller size, which we hope you love ❤️
I bought them as a birthday present for my son. I hope he’ll love them as I do!
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Store owner replied: We do too Deborah! Send us some pics in! ❤️
Excellent service and product.
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Store owner replied: Thank you for the kind words Julie - it's the two main things we strive to do well 😎
Dave and the folks at Randy Cow did it! I had ordered a pair of blue trunks for a trip but they weren't going to arrive before I headed on a much needed vacation to celebrate a wedding anniversary with my lovely wife. Dave and gang attempted to divert the shipment but weren't able to. Plan B was send a second pair, the awesome Octopuses one to the hotel where I was staying. They arrived for me to take advantage of them while still on my trip. The picture doesn't do them justice. I used them while swimming and snorkeling and it kept car key fob, phone, money, etc. all dry in the pocket. I did look for others wearing the Randy Cow ware while in Barbados but didn't see anyone yet. Will have to make another trip down and look again. But seriously, Dave and clan, thanks so much for the suits. You guys rock. Take care. Sincerely, One happy Randy Cow customer
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Store owner replied: Jonathan, it was a pleasure to help out and get you some RC's for your amazing trip! We are really pleased it all worked out and you had a great time celebrating your wedding anniversary! 🥰
Hi. I bought these but had to return. Based on your reveiws several people said they keep thier mobile in the waterproof pocket. It was nowhere near big enough for my Samsung S22 Ultra. Real shame as the quality is very high
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Store owner replied: Hi Andrew - we are gutted these didn't work for you 😢 We will continue to try and improve and see if we can create a range for larger devices such as yours. Thanks for the feedback and the kind words! ✌�
Loving the way the material hangs, great design and colour, not tried out waterproof pocket yet.
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Store owner replied: Thanks for the awesome words Francesca! Stay awesome 😎
Not as brightly coloured as I thought they’d be - and I’m happy with that (Any brighter and I’d feel like an advert for a certain electricity company)
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Store owner replied: 😂 Cheers John - We are glad you are happy and are still seen from afar 😎
My husband loves his shirts. So much I’ve bought him another pair for valentines. Very unique ❤
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Store owner replied: Well someone's racking up the brownie points forValentine's Day ❤️ We just hope he gets you something at least half as awesome in return! 😍 Stay cool and winning at Wifing Michelle 😎
I bought these for my partner and he loves them. Said they are cut really well and fit like a dream. They appear really well made and he's used the waterproof pocket on many occasions with no problems. Packaging is awesome too!
Not used yet as bought for a Christmas gift but they look amazing
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Store owner replied: Well we think you're in for some pretty good brownie points for gifting such an awesome pressie 😍 - Thanks for the kind words, have a great Xmas 🥳
I have worn these several times and have had people comment on them each time - I love them! The waterproof pocket is great as we have to have our masks with us all the time - and i got my boy a matching set too. 10 out of 10
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Store owner replied: You will have to send in some pics of you and the boy, rocking these bad boys over there Ellis! 😍
Feel like a genuinely premium pair of swimming shorts with a lovely stretch material and great fit. They are cut a perfect length and the material has plenty of give in it. Super happy with my purchase and will be buying more.
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Store owner replied: Well we're super happy, that you're happy Craig! We look forward to seeing you in more of them ✌��
From ordering the shorts to receiving the item, I was really really impressed with the experience and of course the product too! First up the product: Fits me bang on, looks great and the waterproof pocket is genius! Can't wait for 2020 to be over so I can get to a pool! Secondly - The packaging, design, attention to detail, eco friendly touches made me smile when opening (rare if at all this normally happens) and it was not expected, so to receive the items in such way was a really lovely touch! Well done Randy Cow - Impressive start and long may it continue!
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Store owner replied: Why thank you Mr Gale for the great words! Welcome to the herd! ��
I seem to buy lots of togs (swim shorts) but none are quite right. Thought I would try these, ordered two - Octopus & Lemon. They are absolutely awesome. Material feels smooth, and dries super faster - similar speed to nylon type materials, much faster than other cloth type materials. Mid thigh length, which I love, not too short, and not having your legs encased in damp boardies. Fully tested the waterproof pocket with my phone inside, swimming in a river, sea and estuary - no issues at all. And they look just plain smart, happy to wear these on the beach or to a smart bar for sundowners. The packaging and customer service experience is second to none. Fantastic work guys, keep it up.
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Store owner replied: Tim - you legend 🍻 Amazing to hear mate, we're super pleased you love them and have given them a full and thorough test 👏 Welcome to the herd Tim - enjoy those Sundowners, even if they are just in your garden at the moment 🍻😎
Really comfortable, waterproof pocket is faultless and obviously look sick �
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Store owner replied: 'Obviously Look Sick' is quite possibly our favourite quote to date Elaine 😍 We're super pleased you love them - thanks for being awesome ✌🏻
I was looking for some plain shorts but just couldn’t resist these and I'm not disappointed.
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Store owner replied: Octopuses are by far one of the fan favourites! Glad they live up to the hype in real life too ✌🏻
I bought these shorts for my boyfriend and baby and they look sooooo cute in them. The waterproof pocket is just amazing and means I cant get told off for pushing him in the pool now :)
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Store owner replied: Thanks Nicola - We're super proud of the matchy matchy combos, we bet they look awesome rocking the RC look! ✌🏻
Funky AF - cant wait to parade in these badboys! Arrived quick, in awesome box& bag and little extras - very cool!
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Store owner replied: Cool is our middle name Simon - and we want to see the parading please!
Excellent pair of shorts. Fit really well and so convenient having the waterproof pocket.
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Store owner replied: Cheers to you Raynn Bruce - hold on, Raynn Bruce / Bruce Raynn? Are you batman? 🙌🏻
By far my favourite design - the pink and Octopus combo looks amazing! And the fit of these short is amazing - so comfy I wore them all the time, even when not by the pool!
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Store owner replied: We love this design too! The shorts are definitely comfy enough to be worn in their own right and not just for swimming! We hope they got you some good attention!
