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White Men's Swim Shorts
No Mesh. No Irritation. Just Better Swim Shorts.
True to size, size up if between sizes
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Most customers add a tee or linen shirt to complete their set
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No Mesh or Labels = No Chafing or Itching, Ever
Ultra-Soft 4-Way Stretch = All-Day Comfort
Tailored Fit = Not Baggy Like Standard Swim Shorts
⭐ 4.8/5 from 500+ reviews • 10,000+ customers
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Designed for all-day comfort with a tailored fit that actually looks good.
Made from 90% Recycled Polyester & 10% Spandex.
- Mild Process at 30ºC
- Do not expose to temperatures over 60ºC
- Do not Bleach
- Do not Iron
- Do not Dry Clean
- Do not Tumble Dry
- Do not Spot Clean
We sell and ship worldwide, are are happy to send our products to anywhere that has a letterbox.
We will dispatch your order within 1 working day (Mon - Friday) from London, England, and will post out the same day for orders placed before 12pm GMT. Delivery times may vary. UK Mail is delivered by Royal Mail 1st Class, and will usually be delivered the day from dispatch. International Mail can take 3-5 working days, or longer depending on where you lay your hat. See our Shipping page for more info.
NO MESH OR LABELS
We have removed the mesh lining, and all inner labels for pure comfort
QUICK DRYING
With a loop on the rear to hang & aid in the drying process.
TRIPLE STITCHED SEAMS
Extra durability for all those pool lunges and Dad dancing.
PLANET FRIENDLY
Made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE THESE
Every detail of these Randy Cow swim shorts is designed for comfort, performance and effortless summer style. Here’s why people love them:
- No mesh lining - replaced with an ultra-soft compression liner
- Premium 4-way stretch fabric for full freedom of movement
- Lightweight quick-dry material
- Made using 90% recycled performance fabric
- No inner labels = no irritations or itches
- Luxury navy drawstring with RC branded rubber tips
- Rear hanging loop to aid faster drying
FAQS
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No. All Randy Cow swim shorts are completely mesh-free and instead use a soft compression lining for superior comfort.
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Yes. The lightweight recycled fabric dries quickly, and the rear hanging loop helps them dry even faster after swimming.
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Absolutely, that’s exactly what they’re designed for.
These aren’t your typical bulky swim shorts. With a tailored fit and ultra-soft compression liner (no mesh, no irritation), they’re built to look and feel like a great pair of everyday shorts - just with all the performance you need for the water.
The quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric means you can go from the sea to the bar without needing to change, while the secure pockets (including our waterproof option) keep your essentials safe wherever the day takes you.
One pair. Anywhere.
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No. We remove all inner labels and instead use a soft signature cow-print waistband to prevent irritation.
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• Tailored modern fit
• Mid-thigh length
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring
• Supportive built-in compression liner
• Designed for comfort in and out of the waterTrue to size.
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UK orders placed before 12pm Monday to Friday are dispatched same day. Delivery typically within 1-3 business days, next day options available.
International shipping 2-14 business days depending on destination. See our Shipping page for full details.
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- Return within 30 days fo delivery for a Refund
- Return within 60 days of delivery for an Exchange
- Customers are responsible for their own return shipping costs
- Items must be in original condition and unworn
- Refunds will be processed within 7 business days after we receive the return at RCHQ
- Original shipping charges are non-refundable
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We use all major carriers, and local courier partners. Free Shipping is available. Check out the costs and Free Shipping thresholds on our Shipping rates page